March 14th 2012
you mad indigo?
March 8th 2012
andyoucanneverquarantinethepast:
am I the only person who thinks that writing your facebook status in the third person is really weird?
jeff marczak agrees
Nick Juliano is on the fence on this one, much like multiple personality syndrome only because Nicky Jay Juliano thinks Nick Juliano is nuttier than a peanut brittle sandwich.
March 8th 2012
Fixed it.
oh ho ho! now you to can change the world with a single click! you are such a politically conscious activist
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
March 5th 2012
Bring on the hate mail!
SO! it is almost 4 in the morning and tumblr isnt as fun as it used to be. To change this, I will try my best to piss off the most people i can in one post. Gimme some of that sweet sweet succulent rage that vampires like me feed on.
- straightedge is a fashion statement not a lifestyle. hows it feel that us drug users are smarter, happier, and more aware of reality than you wackos that thrive of XX or whatever the hell you call your retarded movement?
- marijuana doesnt make you smart. it just makes you stoned. shut up with the philosophical shit.
- Hypocritical you say? I don’t fucking care.
- Hipsters. you sicken me and should really give up on your doucheridden clothing, music and whatnot
- Just cuz i say ill be your friend on fb doesnt mean shit. a good 3/4 of my friends list is just kept around for shits and giggles.
- people are replaceable. Including you! congratz you are useless. die in a fire
- nununun! you thought i would insult someone in this number. oh wait…
so yeah fuck all you guys im going to bed
January 18th 2012
Guess what?!
Straight Edge is just a fashion statement. And you know what? You are still not cool.
December 18th 2011
not gonna lie, i like gore. seeing blood and guts make me hungry. dont care if you think im fucked up. we’re all animals and brutality is engrained into human existence since the very beginning. im just more in touch with it then the weak maggots like yourself
(Source: dekutree, via ultraself-deactivated20120119)
December 18th 2011
now thats the damn truth. this is me but x2
(Source: fuckiminmy20s, via catsarepussies)
December 5th 2011
“
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing you that I love you.
”
— Myself
November 17th 2011
Censorship?
so the governments finally gotten too afraid of the people and are looking to pass a bill allowing censorship of the internet…
And they think they can get away with it?!
Lemme just say for all of tumblarg to know: I AM PISSED!!! >:(
time for molotovs and russian mouthwashes…
November 15th 2011
ultraself-deactivated20120119 asked: Lmao... man, I don't know, I do my best to prank every single living being or situation, even if no one else find it funny, if it makes me laugh I know it's healthy for my soul and stuff. I'm glad you're always enjoying what I post, it makes the lion feel important or something. Peace bro, peace.
word homie. only a sane man would laugh in the face of all the insane things in this world. and lions are rad for those of you who didnt know
@fluxlion is my new best friend. all of tumblarg should be jealous
November 15th 2011
“We have to take you to the doctor right now my friend, I think you have some kind of stomach parasite, it looks really bad, man.”
lololol man that joke was gut bustlingly funny
(Source: vaacuum, via ultraself-deactivated20120119)
November 13th 2011
“I just want to see all of you squirm in agony.
Your misery thrills me to no end.
I will see to it that you writhe in pain before your final moments in this feeble existence.
I. WILL. END. YOU. ALL.”
-The Great Destroyer, World’s Greatest
